Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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