party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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