we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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