"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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