he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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