does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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