my soul wont recognize me after tonight
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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