ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
BRING THE BAGELS
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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