You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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