dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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