i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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