Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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