I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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