question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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