This girl is more easily done than said...
Please, let me fuck your mom
I don't think brook has ever known best
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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