Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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