This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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