That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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