you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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