I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
