so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Randomize
