I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
