Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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