who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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