I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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