escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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