It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
my liver is dry heaving
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
how does that bad decision feel?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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