Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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