Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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