people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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