I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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