the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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