I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Two words: blizzard sex
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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