I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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