I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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