Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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