At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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