If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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