D3 body, D1 cock
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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