Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
