So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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