yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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