Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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