Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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