i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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