And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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