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(312): View more from Illinois

Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006

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(586): View more from Michigan

Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.

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(415): View more from California

He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold

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I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???

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