we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i dont even know how to be here
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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