Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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