we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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